SECURITY

THE PARTY SHALL PROTECT CITIZENS BY MEANS OF AN OPEN AND TRANSPARENT SOCIETY. A WORLD WITHOUT CRIME.

ECONOMY

CITIZEN WORKERS PROVIDE THE NECESSARY PRODUCTS AND SERVICES. THE PARTY SHALL REWARD THE CITIZENS WITH WEALTH AND STABILITY.

HEALTH

A UNITED CULTURE OF HEALTH TO PROMOTE THE GENERAL WELLNESS OF THE CITIZENS. SUPERIOR PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH FOR ALL.

EDUCATION

yesefvog ahðgyngùi eeput sniȝi bsoiho aþatuy eoujai rpuþei ethoht teþofotik gi u þy dsewdem vupns oshos rõtofu u oni eweididle aloh sierþæ i eþh ssi þahedame eoriþihe aetuoi liyevke hnisipywo uoodo skia hná rtin nhanoðu sytmíyk ecsaaoc adtolt rfi ettyaeodio ihroed.

EQUALITY

THE EFFERVESCENT EQUALITY RAINBOW SMOOTHIE IS THE OFFICIAL PARTY BEVERAGE AND SYMBOL OF DEDICATION TO THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL EGALITARIANISM.

UNITY

ONE PARTY. ONE CULTURE. UNITED.

SCIENCE

TECHNOLOGICAL SUPERIORITY APPLIED TO ALL AREAS OF SOCIETY.

LIVING

ALL CITIZENS RESIDE IN MARVELOUS ECOPODS AND WORK IN GLORIOUS BUILDINGS CRAFTED IN THE BRUTALIST ARCHITECTURE STYLE.

TRANSPORTATION

A SYSTEM OF INTERCONNECTED MONORAILS PROVIDE CONNECTIVITY WITHIN AND BETWEEN CITIES. THE LEVITATIONAL HOVERBOARD IS UTILIZED FOR SHORT DISTANCE TRAVEL.

RECREATION

NATURAL VOLLEYBALL IS THE OFFICIAL COMPETITIVE SPORT. NO UNIFORMS OR EQUIPMENT REQUIRED, OTHER THAN A BALL AND A NET. THE CITIZENS WILL DIG, SHANK, SPIKE AND JOUST TO HEALTH AND FITNESS WITH A RECREATIONAL SPORT ALL WILL ENJOY.

MUSIC

THE PARTY ANTHEM SHALL RAISE THE CITIZENS' SPIRITS. THE POWER OF PATRIOTIC MUSIC WILL UNITE THE PEOPLE WHO WILL SING TOGETHER IN THE STREETS, PRAISING THE PARTY.

DOMESTIC PETS

CAPYBARA, BICHON FRISE, CHICKEN OR SPIDER. ALL FOR YOU TO CHOOSE! SOME CITIZENS PREFER TO HAVE MULTIPLE PETS, WHICH CAN BE HEALTHY FOR CHILDREN'S DEVELOPMENT. PLEASE BE CAREFUL, SOME COMBINATIONS CAN INTRODUCE DIFFICULTY AS BICHON FRISE AND CHICKEN ARE KNOWN TO QUARREL.

FASHION

PARTY SANCTIONED FASHION AND UNIFORMS ARE REQUIRED. A WIDE VARIETY OF STYLE AND SELECTION ARE AVAILABLE, ALL PURPLE, IN PATRIOTIC DUTY AND SUPPORT OF THE PARTY.

ENVIRONMENT

TREES, BUSHES AND DECORATIVE VEGETATION SHALL BE REMOVED AND REPLANTED ACROSS THE STATE IN SYMMETRICAL ROWS, TO PROMOTE UNIFORMITY AND ESTABLISH A STRUCTURE FOR THE INTEGRATION OF NATURE AND SOCIETY.

PUBLIC ART

THE PUBLIC SHALL ENJOY RENDITIONS OF THE ESSENTIAL OBELISK, POSITIONED AT STRATEGIC LOCATIONS, TO ENHANCE PATRIOTISM, ALLEGIANCE AND LOYALTY TO THE STATE.

ENERGY

NUCLEAR POWER LEADS THE STATE FORWARD TOWARD ENERGY INDEPENDENCE. CLEAN AND SAFE, NUCLEAR POWER REDUCES ATMOSPHERIC POLLUTION AND DOES NOT LITTER THE LANDSCAPE WITH UNSIGHTLY WIND TURBINES.

DEFENSE

ENEMIES OF THE STATE ARE DESTROYED SWIFTLY WITH ADVANCED WEAPONS SYSTEMS. DISAGREEMENT WITH THE PARTY AND STATE ARE UNWISE FOR RECKLESS FOREIGN ENTITIES AND WILL LEAD TO EXTREME RETALIATION BY THE PEOPLE AND WITHOUT MERCY OR FORUM FOR APPEALS.

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